Best Mom Quotes that Speak the Truth

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The best mom quotes are those that are right on point and speak the real truth of motherhood. 

I’m not talking about the sweet and sappy ones that you see on the hallmark cards. I’m referring to those that say what you have been thinking for years, yet feel that you may look like a bad mom for saying out loud.

With Mother’s Day around the corner, I thought it would be fun to share some of my favorite ‘best mom quotes’ with you.

We all know how much we love our kids and being a mom is the best job in the whole world.

But why not take advantage of the one day that is focused on us and shout out the real truth of being a mom! It can be quite humorous!

Here are a few of my fav mom quotes:

* I don’t want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband. -Nicole Fornabaio

* When I say ‘I’m just going to the toilet’, my kids hear ‘family meeting, assemble in the bathroom now’. -@littleteether

* The majority of my diet is made up of foods that my kids didn’t finish. -Carrie Underwood

* When your ‘mom voice’ is so loud even the neighbors brush their teeth and get dressed’. -Nicole Fornabaio

* Before, I only allowed high-end shoes in my closet. Now all I own are crocs and target flats. -Nicole Fornabaio

* When you try to make plans with your other mom friends and realize none of you are free for the next 20 years. -momsgotink

* Showering as a mom is like an Olympic sport. Fans are calling your name and you’re pressured to finish in record time. -@momsby

* Silence is golden. Unless you have a toddler, then it’s just suspicious. -@fortheloveof_mom

* You know you’re a mom when you understand why mama bear’s porridge was cold. -coolfunnyquotes.com

* Booty call [BOO-tee-kaw] noun: a shout from the bathroom letting you know it’s time to go wipe someone’s butt. -@babyhellfire

* You know you’re a mom when you understand why mama bear’s porridge was cold. -coolfunnyquotes.com

* Sweary moms are my people. I just can’t trust anyone who can’t drop a well placed F-Bomb. -housewifeplus

* You know your life has changed when going to the grocery store by yourself is a vacation. -anniebabymonitor.com

* A perfect metaphor for parenting is trying to stand up in a hammock without spilling your wine. -@mumproblems101

* Diamonds were once a girl’s best friend, but then yoga pants came along. -happywithyoga

* Bedtime and my child says the 3 words I was so desperate to hear…….’I want daddy’. BOOM! Daddy’s turn. -thegromscollective

* I used to have functioning brain cells, but I traded them in for children -wondermomwannabe

* Dear Santa, I’ve been nice all year… Most of the time…Once in a while…Never mind, I will buy my own presents -thegromscollective

* To be honest, I’m just winging it in life, motherhood, my eye liner….everything. -roselynweaver

* Motherhood: powered by love, fueled by coffee, sustained by wine. -etsy

* We can’t all look good at the same time. It’s either me, the kids, or the house. -etsy

* Dear children, I love you more than life itself, but I ain’t sad when you go to bed. -Brandi Yost

* Motherhood: approving your kid’s friends based on which parents are most likely to drink wine with you on playdates. -anniebabymonitor.com

* You know who takes pooping in peace for granted? People without kids. – thegromscollective

* Motherhood: when your baby looks like a gap model and you are on your 3rd day of the same yoga pants. -anniebabymonitor.com

* I’m going to start cleaning my house. And by cleaning, I mean drinking wine and spraying everything with Topanga Scents. – Jessica Berry

In all seriousness, there is nothing more special than being a mom and all of the requirements that come with it.

I’ve always said that being a mom is the hardest, yet most rewarding job you could ever have.

So for this year’s Mother’s Day, even though you may want to pull their hair out or drink more wine, cherish the little things that mean the most.

And I hope that some of these best mom quotes mentioned above may resonate with you on that day.

Heck, I’ll admit that most of these quotes speak the truth for me everyday. LOL!

Wouldn’t you agree?

If so, share some of your best mom quotes or funny mommy moments with us in the comments!

Cheers! And Happy Mother’s Day!

Jessica Berry, APRN


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